Monday, April 28, 2008

A Bloggity Birthday...

Today marks my one year blog birthday!
Hip hip hooray that I have lasted this long, as Philip was convinced it was a phase that would last no longer than 6 months! And look, here I am 77 ridiculous posts later, still blogging strong!
And, as a little birthday present, I give to you a gift that you normally wouldn't ever get...
it is me,
in my attractive Mesa Junior days,
with some sweet braces,
as a cheerleader.

Awesome huh?

Go ahead, you can laugh. I still do every time I think about it, and did especially hard when I found this picture at my mom's this weekend!

Happy blogging birthday!

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Not tagged, just totally bored.

Since my life has been anything but exciting lately, my poor poor blog has suffered. Therefore, in an attempt to make this thing a bit more enjoyable, I am going to talk about yours truly:

Enjoy.

10 years ago:

Ten years ago would put me finishing up 7th grade. I pretty much thought I was heaven's gift to Mesa Junior, and that Old Navy overalls, short shorts and Docs were the most flattering things in the world. The best thing that happened to me that year was meeting two of my best friends, Justin Miller and Lethe Harnish, and hanging out with Sara and Kevin a lot.

5 things on my to-do list today:

1. Watch good TV tonight

2. Um... I'm really not that ambitious...brush my teeth

3. Put in my new set of Invisalign trays

4. Er, get the mail I suppose

5. BUT, tomorrow I'm getting my hair cut and plan on asking Bethany how not to look like Bret Michaels from Rock of Love. Seriously, put a bandanna on me and we have the same hair...very sad for me.

I enjoy:

Not thinking about school, hanging out with Philip, Newport Beach, long vacations, short vacations, any vacations, my family quite a bit, paying bills, driving, doing the math to figure out that when I graduate, if I work X amount of hours a week, making X amount of dollars, how much I will make a week, a month, a year, etc.

5 Snacks I enjoy:

1. Little Debbie fudge brownies

2. Keebler Fudge Shoppe Graham Deluxes - I was recently introduced and am currently having a love affair with them

3. Cinnamon toast

4. Wetzel's Pretzel Bitz from the mall - absolutely delightful.

5. 44 oz. of fountain Diet Pepsi

What would I do if I were suddenly made a billionaire:
I think that a billionaire is too unrealistic. Let's go with millionaire, somewhere around the 80 million mark. Buy the house that we will live in for the rest of our lives...namely the Shumway's house right across the street from my Jones cousins, buy houses for our family, write a fatty check to Rancho Del Mar Park Ward, since we would technically still be in this ward until the Shumways moved out :), buy a house in Newport, give to charities that help kids with cancer, finish school still but then instead of working, fund and be part of volunteer groups that go to 3rd world countries and do dental work and fix cleft lip and palate. And perhaps buy Pottery Barn and Nordstrom and Target and Costco...but I suppose I'd need to be a billionaire for that.
5 Places I have lived:

1. Mesa in the house on Vine Ave.

2. Mesa in the house on Flossmoor Cir.

3. Mesa in my current casa.

Maybe someday I'll make it to five.

5 jobs I've had:

This question, like the one above, was meant for someone far more adventurous than me...

1. worked for Melvin starting in junior high

2. worked for the Reidster at Jones' Cleaners my senior year

3. worked for Melvin again after I graduated doing front desk

4. worked for Dr. Heap, but only because he bought Melvin's practice, and I was referred to as a slave that got sold with the plantation

5. I am now a slave to Rio Salado School of Dental Hygiene, but I don't get paid. I, in fact, pay them. Waah.

5 (+1) things people don't know about me:

1. I have had two (three if you count wisdom teeth) surgeries in the past five years, and I was never nervous about them. In fact, I absolutely love going under, and consider it the best sleep ever. When people used to be scared at the dental office about being put out for wisdom teeth, I would always tell them that it would be the best sleep they ever got.

2. I get really stressed out when I'm riding with someone and they don't get in the appropriate lane when I think they should. Por ejemplo, when carpooling home from school, if we need to get off the freeway at Country Club and at Alma School the driver is still trying to get past people in the carpool lane...I freak out.

3. I really like to be people's favorite, and even though I am 23 years old, love to impress and make my teachers love me, and want to be their favorites.

4. There are a lot of things about myself physically, that I'm not in love with, namely my hips and booty. One thing that I do love though, my eyelashes. Oh, and I like that my eyes are green. I used to not, since almost everyone else in my family has the prettiest blue eyes ever, but now I like it.

5. I have a fairly good sense of direction (like a man, as Sara has said) and kind of pride myself on it. The crappy thing though is that I get really upset with myself if I can't figure out where things are or get turned around, as if I'm letting my smart, direction-savvy self down.

6. I don't know how to use "effect" and "affect" correctly. This is yet another thing that gets me upset because it makes me absolutely crazy when people use the wrong spelling of a word...examples, heels and heals, to and too, then and than, etc. And yet here I am totally not knowing when to use which effect or affect. It seriously bothers me and is the bane of my writing existence. I also don't know how to properly use "who" and "whom" and it totally bugs.

5 bad habits:

1. I compare myself to others like crazy, and then secretly compete with them in my head.

2. I procrastinate.

3. I grind my teeth.

4. I give unsolicited advice to those closest to me...sorry Kevin and Nicole.

5. I don't floss as often as I should, especially for the career path I chose.

That's it friends! Tag yourself if you want, or if your life is more exciting than mine, whatevs.

Sunday, April 20, 2008

Helping...

I often offer to help Philip study in
any way that I can.
Tonight he took me up on the offer; this is
my view from
Best-Wife-Ever-Ville.
Yep, I rubbed the boy's feet while he studied away and told me about random medical conditions that he was reading about.
It was a good time.
It kind of reminded me though of when I was little and would ask my mom if I could help with something, and she would reply,
"You can help best by staying out of the way."
That line is genius, I'm totally using that on my kids someday.
Happy 4/20 everyone, and congrats if you are white trash/awesome enough to laugh at that every time you wrote the date today.

Sunday, April 13, 2008

A Fair to Remember...

So for the first time in I don't know how many posts, I have something exciting-ish to share. And by the way, I judge how exciting something is by how many pictures I take...so you're in for a treat. Treat being synonymous for LOTS of pictures of nonsense.
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Anyways, on Friday Sara came up with the idea to take the kiddos to the county fair. What's at the county fair you ask?

Animals. Lots of animals and FFA girls. It was totally fun for us and the kids. The kids even got a pony ride. The girls were a little leery of the dirty old cowboy running it at first but we were mean and made them stay on and face their fears.

Oakley loved it the whole time, but I don't have any close up pictures of him. Sorry.
They eventually warmed up to the idea and Lizzie petted her pony for the rest of the time.

Then we went into the llama shed. Did you know that some llamas get shaved like poodles? We maybe laughed for a long time at this poor poor llama.

Sissies!

And by the way, Alyson always gets ready for things even if we instruct her not to. Therefore, in most pictures Sara and I look left over from the day before, and Aly looks cute, jerk.

Then we went to the goat shed, and we all kind of want goats now.

Especially since these little rambunctious goats were playing king of the mountain on the hay bail, and jumping all over the place. Stop laughing, it was seriously cute.

Then we saw chickens and bunnies.

The whole time Sara kept trying to get one of us to ride the mechanical bull. On the way out Aly finally relented. It was like the highlight of my life.

I should have taken a video, but I wasn't thinking clearly since I was laughing so hard. Then Sara took a turn... and please enlarge this one and look at her face. AMAZING! She was awesome at it. And it was still hilarious. And I even took a turn...

I pretty much just laughed the whole time and was REALLY bad at it. I seriously lasted like 20 seconds, but it felt like at least 25.

Fun time had by all at the fair, and we're seriously going again next year!

Then on Friday night we got to go to the Diamondbacks game, which was fantastic. Our brother-in-law, Jason, has season tickets for his auto glass company and realized that they hadn't given away the tickets for that night so they gave them to us! Don't you all wish that you had a Jason in your family?

At the game, we got free chalupa tickets,

ugly faces,

and free t-shirts. Since I didn't want to seem picky and ungrateful, and they couldn't find any smalls, I asked to trade my XL shirt for a kids size. Philip totally laughed at me and told me that it wasn't going to fit, but when we got home I tried it on and it fits like a champ. Apparently it's good to have the upper half of a 12 year old boy. Waah.
In school news, this week my mom came in to be my patient for x-rays. She is a fantastic patient. And what is that white little number that I'm wearing, you ask?

That my friends is an angel gown, as we call them, and we have to wear them at all times when we are working on patients or in the clinic at all. I kind of don't know what they are for though, seeing as how they are as thick as a Bounce sheet, and I don't think that Hep B would be stopped by it. FYI - our instructors try and brain wash us and tell us that Hep B is lurking around every corner waiting to infect us. Awesome huh?

Anyways, Nicole came too to be a patient for my friend, and after x-rays, we all went to lunch at Sticklers.

It is a delicious sandwich shop downtown, and if you are ever on 3rd Ave. and Washington, you really need to stop and get an Oreo shake. They are heaven sent.

As far as the rest of school goes, I have been studying quite a lot and have realized that if I study on my bed, on the couch, on the floor, or on the chair in the reading nook, I fall asleep. I think I have narcolepsy.

So I now have to study at the kitchen table to avoid the sleeping outcome. Not a bad thing if you like the kitchen vent and the living room vent blowing directly on you, however, I'm not a fan. Therefore, I study like an Eskimo.

Anyhow, happy third week of April! And isn't everyone SOOOO glad that good TV is back? 30 Rock was painfully funny, and The Office was delightfully awkward. In a word: incredible.

Happy non-reruns again this week!

Thursday, April 3, 2008

Stuff...

The text I received from Philip yesterday:
"A girl just walked by with your green and gray shirt but didn't look nearly as good as you do in it."
I like my husband.

(please pay no mind to the fact that I look BEYOND sleepy in this picture, we were at breakfast, on vacation)

Anyhow, the most exciting bit of news that I have today is that I fixed my shoe.

Fantastic huh?

I noticed quite a while ago that the heel on this was kind of loose, and I was always kind of paranoid that it was going to break off when I was wearing them, and that I wouldn't have the finesse like the girl on that old Mento's commercial that just broke off her other heel and played it off so smoothly. And since I'm cheap, and I hate shopping when I am trying to find something specific, I spent like 5 dollars on the clamp and three tubes of super glue, and they are good as new.

Lastly, my sunbeams are still adorable, and kind of sassy, and I love it.

Oh, and Philip just got called to be my teaching partner which I totally love.

And he loves sharing time, just ask him...