My life...

This morning I took my car in to Gunnell's to get a new tire. I took my book:

which I have to admit is finally becoming interesting. You see, I've heard great things about this book, but that it starts a little slow. A LITTLE SLOW? Seriously, the first four pages of the book are about three-toed sloths. It has taken me two full weeks to get through like 80 pages, because every time I try to read it, I fall asleep. But anyways, now it is getting interesting, and I am finally enjoying it.

So, I sat down and got out my book and then an old man came and sat by me. He looked kind of like this:

but with shorter hair on his head, and a larger and longer amount coming out of his shirt. He then proceeds to tell me that I look really familiar, but that this isn't a pick up because he's an old man, and asked me if I worked at Walmart. I told him no, that I worked at a dental office. Ohhhhh, that's where he recognized me from.

"Right over here on University?"

No, it's in Gilbert.

"Oh yeah, I remember now."

No he doesn't. I've never seen him before.

He then talked to me for the next twenty minutes, asking all sorts of questions (if I have kids, if I was married in the temple, if Diabetes runs in my family, what about arthritis? do I know anyone who would want these pills for these things, do I want to become a seller for this company that sells the pills, you know, the usual) and whatnot, all while assuring me that he wasn't picking up on me because he was old and I was married, and all while I was trying to read my book.

Now don't get me wrong, I was polite and everything, but for crying out loud, I just wanted to read!

His car was finally done, and he gives me a hug and kisses me on the cheek, then instructs his wife, who was sitting on the other side of him the whole time, to give me a hug. What the weird?

And they smelled weird too.

Yeah, that's not very sweet of me, but seriously? A kiss on the cheek after just meeting at Gunnell's? Weird.

That's all. Good thing Philip isn't the jealous type.

Happy holiday weekend! And happy fireworks!